Sarcastic greeting followed by some local colloquialism. Introduction of topic. Immediate tangential segue away from topic. Return to topic. Observation made avoiding popular cliches in favor of new cliche if time permits. Description of corroborating evidence to support cliche. String of metonymic cleverness. Barb targeting known reader (S’quatch, Mystery preferred)then first closing statement.
Second closing statement.
(more efficient in 2011)
And correspondingly less entertaining. I prefer execution to explanation.
no time for that, gone riding.
Greeting, funny response. Thanks and sign off. Silly smiley face made the colon and the parentheses
Unrelated term for child that does not know his father. Three exclamation points.