I never saw it coming. When I reached out my hand to greet the Wrecking Ball before yesterday’s ride, he showed me a smile full of sharp teeth as he grasped my hand and pulled me towards him, planting his knee in my groin. Doubled over in pain, I tried to catch my breath until Big Worm brought his two big hams together over his head and clubbed me to the ground. “You ready to go for a ride now Juancho?”
After that it was body blows followed by haymakers, kidney punches and stomps to the in-step, dirty boxing and where did my lunch money go. Their other two friends would occasionally stand me up and shove me into a flying elbow. I was on Bikechain posse local terrain and they really dusted off the welcome mat for me.
I spit some teeth out and asked them, “is that all you boys got?”
It was the best ride of the week, no question.
they see you rollin’
That made me laugh, you are still the man. I knew Worm was tired and figured it was my only shot to hurt him on the climb, he wasn’t having it and whipped my ass. It was a fun ride though.
See you tonight at Munson.
Somehow, that’s not exactly like I remember it. The telling made me laugh, though!
It was good to see you out there.
I will be wearing a cup and a mouthpiece to Munson tonight.
I’m sure I have no reason to comment, but I like the story!