Sometimes you folks get a little cheeky so I thought it might be instructive to provide you with some further insight into what sort of critter you are messing with. I am descended from the–
Unglaciated Allegheny Plateau People
That’s right, there hasn’t been any glaciation on us since what is was never going to be.
I clean up to maneuver in polite society, but this picture represents how I feel inside pretty much all the time.
Go ahead and bite off a hunk, you’ll see.