Sometimes you folks get a little cheeky so I thought it might be instructive to provide you with some further insight into what sort of critter you are messing with. I am descended from the–
Unglaciated Allegheny Plateau People
That’s right, there hasn’t been any glaciation on us since what is was never going to be.
I clean up to maneuver in polite society, but this picture represents how I feel inside pretty much all the time.
Go ahead and bite off a hunk, you’ll see.
Does that mean you feel skinny inside?
Hail hail shortalls.
I wouldn’t call that skinny, just hungry.
I think he looks positively huge!
You’ns don’t know the strength of a hillbilly when he’s HAD IT! =0 And if you’ns don’t believe ‘im, just ask his’n momma!!
You must clean up really well…
takes a lot of soap.
The boy ain’t right. He’s missin’ a bicycle, I reckon.
How bad ass would it be to have a skin suit made to look like overalls and a t-shirt? I want one
Are those shoes clipless?
I like how the red in the socks matches the shirt. Always the clotheshorse!
You done us proud, my nephew Juancho. We are a downtrodden minority, and we need to stand up and be proud of our roots. Moving to West Virginia was one way I did that, daring anyone to put down us Unglaciated Allegheny Plateau People.
That’s my cousin and he told me to tell you to take his picture off your intarwebsite.