Monthly Archives: July 2008

Two-a-Days

I was never one for high school football, too much marching around and hollering all the time. My buddy Dennis played though, and in the summer he would cry like a wallflower on prom night about the two a day workouts. The idea was to go out and work to the point of exhaustion, take a break, then do it again. You see, people call them two-a-days because you actually exercise twice in one day- just so we are clear on that.

I busted out a two a day today myself. I caught a little singletrack with the Wrecking Ball up on the north side then S’quatch called the 1986 Fuji Del Rey a piece of shit so I had to get up off the couch and call him out. Off we went to the South side. I enjoyed the variety.

I watched the Wrecking Ball change a flat for a while on the trail so I caught a break on that one, and S’quatch and I socialed our way to Natural Bridge and back. He did this thing where he would stand up on his bike and wiggle around. I think he called it sprinting, but I didn’t take much notice. Still, I like to think all this shows commitment on my part. Tell the ladies, spread the word.

Talk about your two a days, that was some battle down at Natural Bridge. The West Florida Cadets and a crew of dedicated citizens jumped up from desk and field to respond to the Union threat. After a debilitating battle for both sides, the Union army succumbed to the grinding tenacity of the locals defending their own homes.

These trails are my home.

Juancho

Oooo! Aaaahhh!

Other than wearing a sandwich board that says, “THIS IS A CONSTRUCTIVE USE OF MY ANGER” and parading around the Wal-mart parking lot, I do not have any plans for the 4th of July weekend.

I can only really conceptualize the 4th of July holiday in the most abstract frame, like imagining I have an extra thumb on my left hand. I have altered my working hours to include Sunday to Saturday 6:00 A:M to 5:59 A:M so if anything I feel a pang of disappointment that I will not be able to get much done over the weekend because everyone else will be taking time off like a bunch of Europeans.

I can’t really imagine celebrating freedom until January 20, 2009 when we find out if we actually are free, or if we have been acclimating to a totalitarian state. I mean, I like potato salad as much as you, but it is no reason to celebrate by itself.

Actually, what I’m really thinking of is driving to Santos and riding until my legs fall off.

-Juancho