We are sorry to inform you that the 50 mile Tour de Felasco has filled. Please find your check enclosed…
*Sigh* it was going to bounce anyway.
Like the last kid picked in gym class, nobody wants me (or Hambone, or Squatchie, or Mystery) to participate in their stupid bike ride.
The Ididaride, one week later, along the banks of the Suwanee River?
So, the question is: If you are shut out of all the painful, manic-obsessive bike events in your area do you just go for it and start eating biscuits and gravy every morning for the rest of the winter and start drinking pints again down at the Warehouse, perfecting your pool game?
Obviously, the delicious answer is yes, and save room for cake!
Unfortunately, there is one more endurance ride scheduled in the area, and it happens to be hosted by our very own Fat of the Land bicycle organization. The Hell and Back is a supported adventure ride from downtown Tallahassee to the middle of Tate’s Hell Swamp, and back. It is 70 miles one way, probably through a muck-filled creek bed and/or sand pit. Last year it attracted a raucous crowd of 5 riders.
Numbers are likely to double this year.