Like a superhero, my new regimen (or for you illiterates-regime) is changing my molecular metabolic constructorization. I only need about 3.5 hours of sleep now.
During my run yesterday I broke on through to the other side. Of the park. And I was still running. Pretty amazing stuff. Lurching through the park like a benchwarmer who got picked on and couldn’t wait to get home and tell Mommy.
Stupid snails, us sloths can leave a snail in the dust!
Oysters too, we can leave an oyster in our rear view no problem!
Speaking of benchwarmers I got the nod from coach to step in for Shins down at Joe’s Bike Shop www.joesbikeshop.net tomorrow. If you don’t want to buy a bike then don’t come around because I am fierce on the sales floor I tell you-fierce.
“Well Ma’am it really depends on whether you are riding for recreation or a more purposeful fitness agenda”.
“You’re right that is a great color”.
“He will grow into it sir, and we won’t have to do this again for a while”.
Oh yes, I have all the lines.
If you have not been following the Team Type I progress in the Race Across America, I really must insist, as your host- that you do. The comments section of their race blog is blowing up with inspirational positivity. It’s like a Disney movie running for 5 straight days of diabetic ass-kicking- and our very own Bigworm is in the truck helping to make the magic happen. Stop by at
and check it out. It is the feel good story of the Summer except they aren’t underdogs, they dominate.
While you are out there can you help me confront the following rhetorical travesties?
Improper use of “that is” as in “This chaos that is my life” or “This trainwreck that is my prom date”. Grrrr!
Conversate: as in “I was hoping you and me could conversate about that job opportunity”.
Piggy back: as in “I would like to piggy back on what Elvira said since I think the same thing Elvira done thought”.
Really people, this is getting out of control. We need to think outside da box and find some way to stop the madness.
Burn the box and everything it stands for-