S’quatch and I found a new trail this weekend. It is somewhere north of Tallahassee, but south of Baltimore, MD. The trail is characterized by frequent to constant climbing while averting all downhill slopes in favor of gradual upgrade desecents. Like Spook Hill in Lake Wales, FL- you go uphill even when you go downhill. A trainer’s paradise.
There is no need to worry about falling either, as the trail varies from a rich chocolate mud to a damp, fluffy mulch.
The campground provides a lakefront view, large erratic boulders, and a hot shower that feels like a thousand needles. I hear some people like that.
Anyway, there is no point in going on, I simply refuse to discuss the matter with you people.
Tomorrow, perhaps we will discuss my friend Sasquatch and his interesting route selection on the way home.
You wouldn’t think Madison, FL is in between Tallahassee and Atlanta, but actually- it appears to be so.