And that, my dear battalion of internet freeloaders, is what the world would be like without the BigRingCircus around to address all of your cycling needs and concerns.
For my most recent performance of deprivation and withholding, I subsisted on minimal connectivity to the wired world. Just a quick survey of where I would be should the United Luddite Front succeed in their efforts to wind back the clock to 1992 or whenever the internet was officially available to the rest of us, and not just Matthew Broderick and that chimpanzee from War Games. Wait- was there a monkey in that?
Who cares. I’m back. Deal with it you bunch of schlubs.
I rode, I ate pie, and San Felasco is nigh upon us.