I would like to declare publicly my intention to avoid the use of the following internetisms:
“meh”- used to describe a lack of enthusiasm, but not outright rejection of a person, thing, or idea. Good job “Meh” you are officially retired from the internet.
“well”- Needs no explanation, but just in case- Used primarily for dramatic pause to achieve that Wonder Years style of voice that demonstrates a maturation of thought. I guess.
I think it also is used to demonstrate that the writer has considered a more apt description than the one about to follow, but- well, there just isn’t any other way to say it.
I just know that “well” you’re all done now. We appreciate everything you gave us. We look forward to seeing you around in your normal role of describing: a hole where we can get water, an answer to an inquiry of our health, and limited other responsibilities.
S’quatch’s new bike, the Punisher- thumbs up. 50 lbs of get out of his way, that is what that bike is.
Wrecking Ball- verbal acrobat. From ride to shop to taco stop. Big fun.
Shoulder- agonizing pain from stupid airplane.
Operation grown-up (buying a house)- bewildered, must mean progress.
Reading- Sacred Hunger Even sadder than the last book I read.
Tomahawk cruise missiles- thing delivered by the guy I drove from the trailhead to University Cycles yesterday. He looked like Magnus Backstedt so I had to help him out. I look at 18 wheelers differently now. They are not all delivering Pampers.
HiTops- fast in his clipless sandals.