I admit the robot army has not evolved into the riding force I initially envisioned. There have been problems with shipping, problems with training, but I think things are back on track. I deployed model 1: Magnum, and model II: Splinter Cell, into the forest today.
Quite different in design and purpose, they nevertheless performed exactly as they were developed to do- make me feel faster than someone.
Robot Army ATTACK!
What? No mustard?
you were fast! man, someday, with enough training, I wanna ride like you.
Thanks Robot. I will not recycle you.