Magic Weapons

Everybody who games knows you can’t vanquish the dragons and demons without upgraded weaponry. That’s why I have called forth the juicer, the food processor (for smoothies and hummus)the ipod loaded with NOFX and Tupac, and a bottle of avocado oil to lube my chain. This is an upper echelon comeback.

I turn 40 tomorrow, and I’m not ready to go yet, so before the next generation puts me in the kayak and pushes me out to sea without a paddle, I need to get it together. This is my decade. My fastest friends are over 40, in fact, I think Mystery Cupcake is 87.


8 Responses to Magic Weapons

  1. I believe you have chosen your weapons of choice wisely. Nobody will be pushing you out to sea, I predict. Happy Birthday (early)! 🙂

  2. chosen your weapons wisely. that’s what i meant.

    next time I’ll try not to be so redundantly, redundant. dant. dant.

  3. The 40s were my fastest decade, but only because I started riding then.

    We missed you at the half-century shindig. Now that’s a sobering milestone. You just wait.

  4. do you have a bag of multi-sided dice? you better start rollin’ for hit points!

    I knew you were older than me! even if by just a couple weeks.

  5. Rode in the rain, that’s 3 days in a row. Not quite a streak, definitely not a roll, far from a bender. Let’s just call it a statement.