Mysterious Man-beastologist joins the Circus!

The following was cut and pasted from the comments section regarding natural behavior patterns of indigenous Sasquatch, or locally, “Skunk Ape”.

It is common knowledge that Sasquatches are illusive creatures by nature. A lesser-known trait is that Squashes are notorious for self inflicted sabotage when threatened by a faster Squash. Trivial gifts of nature, (Gatorade) can trigger a cascade of defeat that eventually leads to tire deflation. A smart Squash will let the air out with the valve; a lesser Squash will sharpen a stick with a rock to construct an airtight alibi.

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