Due to inclement weather, mission control scrubbed the launch. Damn them, I was so ready for it. I won’t let those geeks in the tower keep me away from my due glory forever, or as Taco put it, “Dude I don’t think guys our age are supposed to be wanting to go down shit like that!”
Our age? What do you suppose he means by that? I’m only 35, or as I like to call it, second puberty. All the same, the crosstown run through traffic in the pouring rain was awesome. Everybody showed up despite the weather, and it’s another notch in the Shammy for the Cadillac trail. Gotta love it. If I knew how much fun I could have, I would have retired years ago.