Extra white space and new fonts provided due to the lack of photograph or other visual images. It’s a designing homerun. Forgive me, I’m posting from 1963, or Marion County, FL.
OK– So the Tour de France doesn’t start until next, or this, Saturday.
July 2nd anyway.
I knew that. I just didn’t know what day it was.
At least I’m rarely late. I can’t believe nobody caught that. A mistake so blatantly posted to the internet is ideal chum for the sharks. I guess I can tell you people anything.
For example, I am actually Magnus Backstedt. Yes, it’s true.
I learned English and started this thing you call a blog in order to boost my reputation in the “over 30, delusional, southeastern United States, mountain biking fanatic demographic.”
My newly acquired sponsors, SHINGLES FRIED CHICKEN HOUSE, and KING’S BBQ recommended the P.R. blitz. Long-time sponsor JOE’s BIKE SHOP said what they always say, “What the fuck do you want now?” and “Where’s my fucking sandwich?” It’s good to have such longstanding support systems going into the 2005 Tour de France, which starts this coming Saturday.
Go Big Me!
The colossal Apostle, Magnus Backstedt.