I went to the Doctor last night, for a two week check-up. The afternoon sun was crashing onshore through the longleaf pines as I pootled along behind the lorrie-like train of Pain Cave Tommy and his daughter, Pain Cave Jr. Just in case I felt bad I wanted a riding partner who could coax me along, but what do you know? I felt great. Rested might be the word.
Meanwhile, my friend in New York Mel (not his real name) sits bored in the cold and snowy hills of Westchester county gnashing his teeth and mashing re-dial over and over leaving me messages like this, while sipping Jameson’s.
“Come on monkey, pick up the phone and entertain me monkey! Click. Ring. Pick up the phone and dance stupid monkey, dance!”
Spring is around the corner, but it might be too late for some people.
Isn’t it supposed to be “Dance, COWBOY, dance”?
Mel needs to get it right if he expects any entertainment.
He (not his real pronoun) cracks me up.
why doesn’t he flame your blog; is flaming too 2008?
I don’t think Mel (not his real name) can read.
Is this a post about the Red Bug Challenge?
ride monkey ride!