Sooooo, bikes. Not lately.
I have a different topic for you. The personal board of directors. As in, if you could assemble a panel of experts to guide you as if you were an organization in and of yourself, who would you select to be on your board? I think it is an interesting question. I am going to go with:
Flava Flav (Chair)
Jimmy Carter
Warrick Dunn
Sasquatch
Mel (Not his real name)
Paula Deen (oversees the gravy committee)
And y’all?
Juancho
Chair and Head Messer- Bob Dylan
Co-Chair and anthem writer- Bruce Springsteen
Queen- Wanda Sykes
Spiritual Leader- Keith Richards
Domestic Goddess- Roseanne
Me- In charge of gravy and fresh bread
Does the board vote on my annual compensation?
My board is currently involved in an ethical hearings indictment (bankruptcy and sexual harassment), so I can’t discuss them now.
They were a lot of fun though, good times, good times.
That Board would spend a decent amount of time tore up and rolling on the floor. Flav might have an interesting relationship with maintaining order.
I imagine Jesse would be a regular in the “persons to be heard” category. In fact, one of the funnest parts of being on that Board would be listening and responding to the persons to be heard, like Wrecking Ball, or Cupcake, or your Moms.
I’m sticking with the famous and infamous
Yoko Ono — chair (cause I need a good woman to kick my butt)
Bill Moyers
Chris Rock
Robert Bly (no cracks, Juancho)
John Edwards — ombudsman
Sasquatch isn’t quite famous enough. Besides, I get him for free.
Chair – Tony Dungy
Ellen
Mike Tyson
Steve Buscemi
Scooter Girl (from one of the first American Idols)
Tony Hsieh (Zappos CEO)
Jesse James (either one)
Jesse James (either one)
by special dispensation you get both.
My management team and I spilt over intellectual embesslement. They hadn’y done it yet but they were THINKING about stealing my money.
When they found out there wasn’t any…..thats when the split happened.
My new dream team?
Dennis Hopper- minister of ramblonics
Gary Busey-advisor of mystical randomnality.
Tony Alva-head of national style
I am taking applications for a speeling coach.
werd!