No More Big Dick (sfw)

Yesterday was a big day. I did two things I have never done before (hold those comments Magnum!) I bought a house and helped to direct a music video. Both activities were painful and tedious. I wish I could have combined them. I only woke up in a cold sweat a couple of times last night wondering if the house was burning down while I lay resting in another man’s house. Time to get up out of here and bring to a final close the “Big Dick” tenant era. He is the finest slumlord a fellow could hope for, but everything comes to an end.

I’m too crazy tired to say much more than that.


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