10th Ave Invitational Yard & Parlor Pentathlon

Only four more days until the first annual 10th Avenue Yard and Parlor Invitational Tournament begins. Teams and individuals will be competing in five strict traditional disciplines.

Bocci, Darts, Billiards, Ping Pong, and mini- bowling.

I don’t know how something called “mini-bowling” got in there either. It is the ice dancing of parlor games.

No matter, I will bring my characteristic brio to the competition.

Until then I will be out of the area. I have to travel to the Space Coast to protest cruise lines as they depart the harbor.


11 Responses to 10th Ave Invitational Yard & Parlor Pentathlon

  1. It’s a Pentathlon seeing as only 5 events are being held.

    Several of those events are pub-games, I better get a sponsor quick, IF I’m invited of course.

  2. The 10th Avenue crew better count their lucky stars that I won’t be around to emabarass them.
    Dr. D

  3. Hey, that’s cheating, no changing the title to win; very sneaky sis.

    Dr. D, we will miss you at the games, and yes, you would likely take us to task.

  4. So, what do we have to do to get an invite? Actually be a friend?
    Can we just sign a loyalty oath?
    I’ve got a couple of “first born” that I could give up.
    Need a new bike?

    If I get invited, I’m gonna remain anonymous at the event, too.

  5. The invite list is stille being culled. This is a test event, to precede the actual extravaganza which will coincide with the olypmics.