“Let’s do something different” he said, while the three of us stared at him like he had been rolling in shit. No, actually it wasn’t Cupcake, it was Tommy (not his real name), for the record.
“Okay, great!” I said. “Let’s ride up Blairstone and take the old Albertson’s trail!” Now I am the one who rolled in shit.
So we wandered. We found an abandoned building from the olden times. We went 40 mph down Mahan drive jumping curbs on the sidewalk. We rode Tom Brown Park backwards. Yes, we are quite radical.
We saw the bikechain crew. They were pushing their bikes up the Cadillac trail because they said it was too bumpy.
We saw someone else out riding with his special lady friend acting like he never got the text this morning. Mmmmm-hmm. Yep, yep.
Then we pulled out our cuchillos and went to cutting and slashing on each other all the way out the secret beach and back to town. It was ugly, muy feo. The Trails ran with our blood.
That Cupcake, he is wily.
Enough suspense. I’m calling it. Best ride of the year.
A secret beach out east?
Bike Church had a nice sandy romp out West out on the Vinzant ATV and horse trails… the rain and cold made’em almost ridable.
Yeah, we saw the lady killer, too, when we were pushing our bikes the other direction on Cadillac, because it was too bumpy.
BTW, I was serious about trying to cophase for a ride. We rode the same trails, on the same days, this weekend, yet still we’re like two ships passing in the night…er morning. Except, apparently I was pushing mine.
It’s not personal Bigworm. My crew doesn’t motivate easily.
bigworm was pushing his bike REAL fast. Any ride that features a Wrecking Ball meltdown is a great ride. Cool seeing your crew.
No, say it isn’t so. I missed one of the infamous WB meltdowns?
Oh Cruel Fate!
so cute when he does that…