One of the robot army fell sick over the weekend, like really scary sick. Sometimes a loose bolt gets caught up in their pipes and gums up the flow of oil. Some people think robots don’t have feelings, but they are wrong. Robots most definitely feel pain. Like C3PO said, “We seem to be made to suffer. It is our lot in life.” We went to the emergency robot repair shop Friday night where they verified the obstruction and powered him down to sleep mode. Today we go see the robot innards specialist and train the lasers on the obstructing mass.
This is a durable model. I expect him to be back on the front lines soon.