Pick your poison stranger.
Another moist summer weekend is here and after last week’s successfully epic ride I’m wondering what kind of adventures are brewing out there?
I’m interested in a little paddling myself, and of course a ride or three, perhaps some cocktails on the lanai late in the afternoon?
Report in with your bright ideas please.
On other fronts
The Cobra Kai gang has raised $601 to date for Aucillasinks penitence fund. For those unaware I am referring to the recent dispute between the father of the Fern trail and a shitheel property management company that took offense at his continued trail development on their “easement” -a euphemism for “strip mall retention pond”. I adhere more to the native american concept of land ownership. Land is eternal, and cannot be owned.
None of this changes the fact that our boy needs $3,000 to keep the dogs of justice off his back and the folks who darken Joe’s door down at Lake Ella are not making it happen. Why oh why must we continually be humiliated by those Cobra Kai thugs at Higher Ground? Time and time again, they sweep the leg.
Sell some plasma, steal the kid’s piggy bank, turn a trick for all I care, but go to Joe’s and hand over some loot please, Aucilla would do it for you. Come on, restore my hope in cyclemanity.
And yet other fronts
Apparently S’quatch got pulled by the law the other night while riding his road bike through a bad part of town in the dark with headphones on, after a couple of beers so “just another ride” for him.
By the gleam of the dancing blues, the officer opened up his trunk to display a collection of red blinkies and other cycling equipment and proceeded to hook S’quatch up like a fake Rolex salesman in Times Square.
Yes, my eyebrow is raised too, actually.
In an attempt to impress or intimidate the officer S’quatch mentioned he “knew people at the Big Ring Circus”.
I would like to set the record straight for the officer- I may have done a favor for that guy a time or two, but he ain’t a made man in my organization, so do what you need to do next time and get that bum off the streets.