I know one thing that is getting crossed off the list of new activities. Growing a neck beard. I now understand why the jihadists are so intent on killing themselves. Neck beards make you insane. I made it 12 days. This is by far the longest stretch I have ever gone without shaving my neck. I really wanted to grow in a thick under-chin pelt, but no way. Forget it.
If we shaved the necks of those guys in Guantanamo Bay they would be apologizing and saying, ” I don’t know what came over me. I was just so irritated. Hey, let’s go get a frappucino and make amends?”
I’m going to need a new reason to live now.